The Walrus apoligizes for the need to use a fucking form to allow his friends to contact him! Unfortunately, fucking unscrupulous cock-suckers have made it necessary for the Walrus to do this. Those Mother Fuckers now have fucking spam-bots that run around the internet and collect email address’s that are coded into web pages. The Walrus gets over 100 legitamate e-mails a day. He sure doesn’t need a fucking 1000 more trying to sell him Viagra (his cock performs quite well thank you) refinanace his home (he rents), show him naked pic’s of bitch’s( he sees plenty), make his cock bigger (he’s never had a complaint there) or help him find his next fuck-buddy (he’s quite capable of that on his own too!). Since his first priority are those people who care enough to regularly visit the Walrus’s website, he wants to make sure you get to him! Besides, after this all you got to do is add the Walrus’s email to your address book and then you can contact him anytime without even coming to the site and using this form. Thanks for understanding and the Walrus really looks forward to hearing from each and every fucking one of you!

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